Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?

Well I have been a little NAUGHTY !!! Okay so.... I have never said I was a mature adult... Things that are inappropriate completely make my day. My family are no help... If anything they instigate my crude behavior (My brother and Dad). I love to make things that are beautiful and innocent and turn them into something else.... I did a Christmas Swap with Amy. Her style is "cutesy cutesy" so I really had an idea of what sort of things she would like.

I started off with some inspiration from This. I thought.... eeehhh... I can make these WWWAAAYYY cuter. No offense to whoever made them... I just am not a fan of googley eyed snowmen. Besides I am having a little obsession with deer at the moment. At first they were just so stinking adorable. I colored the mini bottle brush trees a light green, painted the inside of the eggs aqua blue and the outside light light pink! I added some glitz and then added some mini deer... HOW FREAKING CUTE! Topped it off with some fake snow and a ribbon!




As the deer were laying out on the table my 18 year old brother started playing with them.... One thing lead to another and the "procreation ornament" was born... No pun intended. We laughed about it and didn't show it to our mom until it was glued in... My mom was appalled... She told me not to give it to Amy... Why the hell not?? Its freaking hilarious! I should list these damn things on my etsy! They are ssooo cute yet so naughty! Its nature!

Naughty Ornament

I also made her a few more things....


This is my new creation I have made... This will be for Christmas 2009... So here is your year early sneak peak! WIENER DOGS!!! They are in memory of mother loves weenie dog Grettle... The biggest bitch ever!

So this was the "big" project I made for her... A deer from my Japanese craft book Juan got me for my birthday! Its so cute!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! It had detachable antlers... Which was my own personal touch! I thought I would make them detachable so she could display the deer year round if she wants to.

Here is its peeking around the felt tree I made.

Other then that I made it to a treasury!!! Its my first time as far as I know! I love the things she picked out (mine is the rose headband)! IF you want to see the whole thing click HERE.

I don't know if I will be posting again before Christmas if not MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


Anonymous said...

That stuff is so cute! And the deer is so funny!!!!

Brooke S. Rochon said...

I would totally buy the procreation ornament. I may have to explain a thing or two to my overly quizzical daughter, but it would be worth it for the laughter.

hannah said...

you so need to make more of those humpin' deer ornaments! i'll bet they would sell like hotcakes!

Rachel said...

OH MY GOD i LOVE the doin' it deer! so hilarious! all the stuff you made was super cute!
and yay for you on being on a treasury!!

Tanya said...

Oh my god, that is exactly what me and my brother (or me and my husband) would have ended up doing with that ornament! So hilarious! Happy holidays to you!

Swell Stitches said...

First off, I am so excited for you that you were featured in a treasury on Etsy! That is fucking amazing!

Secondly, I loooooooooooooove everything that you made me for our swap! It is all so beautiful! I adore the deer and detachable antlers.. especially when she's paired with the tree!!! I will most likely keep both out year-round! haha I really loved everything, but I must say the naughty deer are definitely my favorite! They're so cute!.. and naughy haha.. just like me!

I only hope you like everything I made you half as much! Your package is in California.. so it should definitely get to you by tomorrow. I can't wait!!!

Thanks for being such a bad-ass swap partner, biyatch!

Mele Kelikimaka!

~Amy Rose~

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I LOVE the procreation ornament!

Patty said...

I believe yours is the only blog with a Deer Humping label. Merry Christmas, Brook!

sewitsforyou said...

so cute. I love the procreation ornament. Hope you had a wonderful holiday!

Claudia said...

that procreation ornament almost made me pee in my pants! you should make them for your shop.

the wiener dog and the little dear are super cute :)

stina said...

i LOVE the daughty deer ornament! it's genious!

AlwaysInspired said...

Wonderful ornament! That might give the grandparents a cardiac infarction!

Missy Ballance said...

HAHA! Soooo funny! Love the Christmas LOVE ornament! LOL! I love swaps too, I nee to find one pretty soon cause I miss doing them!

sewphie said...

Brook you are soooo funny- that procreation ornament is feckin hysterical. Your should so sell them on your Etsy next year, I promise to buy one if you do
And the felt deer you made from your craft book is just so cute- lucky Amy!

Jacqueline said...

Those items are so cute! Happy 2009!

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