So my boyfriend is really possessive of his headset for his Xbox Live because he knows all I want to do is talk to people and make fun of them.... Well Last night he let me have free range. Unfortunately there wasn't too many people with their headsets on but I did find a few suckers! At first he was letting me play and I was getting my ass kicked! So then I just wore the headset while he was killing everyone. It was hilarious!! People have the stupidest names EVER!!! One guys name was "loueylongsack" What the heck... Who are you? I was teasing him to no avail... (he never replied). SO then I just started saying " BANG.... You're dead"
Then I heard the most angelic voice.... Elliot... the 12 year old from England! I talked to him for like an hour... He was telling me all these funny things. All the good games and how he loves Guitar Hero and he sings in it... He also sang to me for like 10 minutes until I told him to stop...He said that Americans are crazy because they like to fist fight. He said the girls over here are crazy too because they beat each other up... WHAT? Not me! He was telling me how his brothers girlfriend hit his brother in the balls.... So I was like " Whats the capitol of Thailand?" " BANGGGG CCCCOOOOOCCCCKKKK". He pretty much peed his pants laughing... I'm glad I have to same sense of humor as a pre pubescent 12 year old English boy. SO to say the least Elliot became my new little friend but I didn't get to harass as many people as I would have liked... Maybe Juan will let me use the headset again soon!!!
**** Obviously that picture is NOT me... I stole it from the internet, its Rhianna with the xbox live headset on.... unfortunatly she doesnt look like that anymore thanks to the wonderful Chris Brown! This makes me so mad... Mostly because he will get away with it... Hopefully she will learn from the famous Tina Turner!
5 comments:
omg i am supposed to be working right now and i totally laughed out loud when i read your bangkok joke.
You seriously crack me up.
It makes me mad, too! Stupid jerk! I really hope he gets in trouble even though I know he won't.
Hooray for nerdy women playing video games! My hubby lets me have the occasional romp with the Xbox, although I've got my own Wii to play with! ;) I love your blog and your store. Around Christmas I bought the Matryoska doll ornament. She is soo beautiful! Your stitching skills are superb!I will be making more purchases soon...once I'm no longer broke.xoxox
sounds like fun...im hopeless with those kind of games! yes too mad at Chris Brown...scary thing I think she will go back to him! not a good example to the young girls of this world!
OMG! My Beau gave me my own headset the other day and I was not sure why I would want to use it (mostly when I play, I play with him only) but now, I have an all new purpose for the thing!! I especially like the idea of doing commentary while he kills people, LOL!!!
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