Showing posts with label I love my new bag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I love my new bag. Show all posts

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Post Patchwork Show and The People I Met!

So today was The Patchwork show. It was tons of fun!!! I got to meet some of my Internet craft friends!!! I met The Craft Pig and her lovely dog who was quite afraid of me!!! I also met a few other people and it was funny because Mother Love was making fun of me saying I was a cyber nerd with all these Internet friends! HAHAHAHA!! OH WELL!!!

Something I was really shocked about the owner of Harveys Seat belt bags KNEW ME FROM CRAFTSTER! hahah how funny huh? I felt special for 5 minutes! Since I love her bags!! I have a few in my collection! Boy have they changed! Now they are all fancy with pockets for every little thing! They last FOREVER too... because they are made from REAL seat belts! I should have asked her for a job! hahahahaha!!! It seems like it would be super fun!


So other then that... I saw a few products I didn't expect!!! I blog I just recently started readingStelabird from Oklahoma. Her shit was there!! At first I walk by and I see Her felt birdie and all I could think was " NO WAY!!! SOMEONE TOTALLY JACKED HER!!!" Then I read the tag and it was hers! A lady with an online boutique had a booth and was selling crafts from many different artist! I am glad I didn't have to report her to the copy cat police!

SO the Moustache Ornaments were a hit!! They were so silly all on the tree! So funny! People literally were cracking up! It was a good show... "Mother Love" and I had a great time! If you can't tell!



This is for all our homies!



SO yeah.... we also had fun meeting some INTERESTING people... well maybe we just met a few and photographed a few without their knowledge!

The first is Liliani... The dog... This lady came to my booth and was singing my praises... what a sweet lady... but her dog was just toooooo much it was a Papillon Chihuahua mix... Mother love thought it was the cutest thing ever and she was like " Oh my gosh I just want to snuggle it!" So the lady passed her on over!! HAHAHAHA The lady was really sweet... So I thought I would photograph that fact that Sabrina asked to hold another persons dog... Since 10 minutes before she was tempted to ask a lady to hold her 4 week old baby!!!


Mother love and Liliani the dog!


The next guy had the WORLDS WORST COMB OVER!!! Like literally.... HORRIBLE! He gave ol' Donald Trump a run for his money!!!



The picture is not too great because I was pretending I was taking pictures of my cute little ornaments...

This guy was the highlight of the WHOLE SHOW!!! He really made my day... Do you see anything wrong with this picture?




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So I wore brand new contacts today and literally I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me... But no... He has a tattooed mini PENIS ( AKA blue-veined junket pumper,boner,cock, dick, ding dong,dipstick,dong,dork, doughnut holderfirm, wormfree willy, goober ,hairy bagpipes ,hang down, hard on, John Thomas, joy stick, knob, love muscle, love stick, love truncheon, male organ, meat,
meat whistle, member, organic dildo, ol' one-eye, one-eyed trouser snake, pecker, pee-pee, pee stick, percy, peter, piece of pork, pink oboe, pole, pork sword,prick, purple-headed trouser snake, pussy plunger, rod, root, salty dog, schlong, skin flute
spunk stick, stiffy, throbber, throbbing python of love, tool, trouser trout, wanker, wee-wee, weiner, weinie, wife's best friend
willy, woody)
behind his ear.... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! He has a mini penie behind his ear!!!! WHY? Why would he do this? does anyone know? I am really traumatized !!!

So my favorite thing I got is this reusable shopping bag from Harveys... it was only $10 and I totally am in love with it! Its a plus size bag! I could sit in it if I wanted to! And the best part... it looks like one of those cheesey Chinese market bags... AND it has Seat belt handles!!! I am IN LOVE!!! Now all my embroidery stuff has a new HOME!!!



I am totally lovin' the new coat my lovely boyfriend bought me! Not really loving the fact that I look drunk... but those peach sangrias they were serving were DE-LISH!