You compare suffocation quality of pillows on your boyfriend... No this isn't some sort of kinky S&M thing we are into... It was just an everyday conversation people have with me... Juan and I were talking after dinner and some how Juan said " I've never understood how people can suffocate someone by using pillows.." I respond of course by saying " Hhhmmm I've never thought about it... LET ME TRY!!!" He laughs... and AGREES!!! GEE GOLY! How I love him!! He sometimes enjoys playing along with my crazy games...
So first attempt was a super puffy down pillow... No such luck... He was breathing right through those gooses butt feathers... DAMN... My next idea... " Lets try the polyester fill pillows... Synthetic as we know it doesn't breathe very well..." He laughs and allows me to cover his face with the pillow and then push my hands on his face as I repeatedly ask him " Can you breathe? Can you breathe now? How about if I push down really hard? Now?" Each time he is giving me the thumbs up meaning he can breathe... I remove the pillow and my boyfriends nose is squashed down but that's about all... But he did say the polyester has much better suffocating potential than a down pillow... hahahaha then I was like " Okay try it on me.... actually never mind..." I am pretty sure him being 100 times stronger then me would really affect this "TEST" we did... Besides in my ripe old age of 22 I am really becoming claustrophobic... We both had a good laugh about our little experiment...
So while I was looking for pictures to post on this post I came across these... Boy, what would we do without the Japanese? I just love them.... The first pillow is a "Lap Pillow" and the second is a " Lonely Pillow" if that isn't the most pathetic thing I have ever seen I don't know what is... Would you ever use these?
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Well that is good to know the next time I see my wife fluffing my pillow over my head. I love the japaneze pillows! Cheryl was not as impressed.
LOL! I love this post!
The pillow with the arm would probably freak me out when I woke up since I sleep alone.
I forgot to say that it's totally ok to be in love with a jar of vintage buttons. I'm in love with your jar and haven't even seen it yet. (hint hint)
hahaha that's awesome! I'm glad no one suffocated! That lonely pillow creeps me out! I would be nervous that the fake body pillow would come to life!!
oh how i love the japanese. that lonely pillow though..wow.. depressing! and the lap pillow is just creepy! can you imagine how pathetic you'd feel if you owned these? that's like imagining how depressing it must be to do clean up on your sex doll. yep, i went there.
Oh, Japan, I love you.
LOL!
What a funny expirement :)
That lap pillow is the best thing, I love it!
Mew, those body part pillows creep me the fuck out!
Teehee, I sense a pillow fight coming on!! Well at least I now know what a cholo is, and if I ever get asked or it comes up in conversation then I'll know what everyone is going on about :) And whats this jar of buttons? I've always wanted a jar of vintage buttons - I love the thought of digging my hands into them. Is that weird?
those japanese pillows are weird..lol you and juan need a hobby.
i love the lap pillows. ha :)
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